Time to Retire

Tune: Wild Mountain Thyme (Traditional) Lyrics: Barefoot Sociologist For Margaret & Neil's and Hilary & Ueli's Retirement Celebration 17th June 2018 Recorded 16th December 2018, sung by Barefoot Sociologist & A. Kus 1. Now it's time for you to Retire To begin another journey In this earthly Incarnation Where your task is to each other Chorus: You will Retire, … Continue reading Time to Retire

Mary

You were named after Mary, Which one you’re not sure: The Virgin? The Harlot? The one who scrubs the floors, Or was her name Martha? Either way it's not fair, Your name is a burden that others don’t share.   ‘Hail Mary Mother of God,’ the priests would intone as all the kids around you … Continue reading Mary

Martha

For the Perthshire Mummy Brigade   It’s 6 in the morning you’re lying in bed, You’re watching your husband get dressed and you’ve said: ‘Let me turn down your collar, I’ll straighten your tie.’ You’ve toasted his success, ‘Here’s mud in your eye!’ His new job is starting, he’s anxious as fuck, You hope that … Continue reading Martha

Lipstick

Grey mornings,Damp windows,A cold house full of sleeping people.Your face is tired, full of lines and folds,It’s not a face made for growing old.All the serums and creams cannot turn back Time,Feminism tells you, ageing's not a crime.Theoretically that’s true,Practically such shit:If you walked around naked, you’d look a right tit.Those tits once so firm … Continue reading Lipstick

Collaborative Writing: Part Two

 Esther was pleased. The second year of running her ethnography unit was going well. True, a 9 am start was less than desirable and a number of students always arrived late, bleary-eyed and sleepy. Overall though the students were engaged, the mixture of fieldwork, readings and discussion was progressing smoothly and the challenges around ethics … Continue reading Collaborative Writing: Part Two