You wore tights till you were ten,
They kept your goolies cosy;
Now tights it seems are not for men,
Unless you ride the toby*.
*ride the toby – to practise highway robbery.
Beale, P. (Ed.) (1984) A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English London: Routledge. pp. 1242
‘Men in tights’ song from Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) Columbia Tristar/20th Century fox film