Evaluating Face Masks

Before Lockdown Only worn by professionals in the course of their jobs.   During Lockdown We don’t have enough face masks, testing kits & swabs.   After Lockdown Face masks are 'advisory' for every Tom, Dick & Gob.     Evaluation We are led by donkeys & the PM is a knob.     Glossary … Continue reading Evaluating Face Masks

Essential

I used to think essential meant Crucial and Key as in it is essential that x equals y and not 3 or knowing The Earth is as round as The Sun is essential unless you’re a Flat Earther for fun or having No Money essentially means broke and challenging everyday racism is Woke because essentially … Continue reading Essential

Tights

You wore tights till you were ten, They kept your goolies cosy; Now tights it seems are not for men, Unless you ride the toby*.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1am3KyYgA   *ride the toby – to practise highway robbery. Beale, P. (Ed.) (1984)  A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English London: Routledge. pp. 1242 'Men in tights' song … Continue reading Tights