Before Lockdown Only worn by professionals in the course of their jobs. During Lockdown We don’t have enough face masks, testing kits & swabs. After Lockdown Face masks are 'advisory' for every Tom, Dick & Gob. Evaluation We are led by donkeys & the PM is a knob. Glossary … Continue reading Evaluating Face Masks
Tag: humour
Essential
I used to think essential meant Crucial and Key as in it is essential that x equals y and not 3 or knowing The Earth is as round as The Sun is essential unless you’re a Flat Earther for fun or having No Money essentially means broke and challenging everyday racism is Woke because essentially … Continue reading Essential
Nowhere Town
You’ve hated living here for too long. Forever. The whole town is boring, dour, rubbish and crap. You’ve planned your escape to sunny wherever, Till you notice you fit like a cervical cap.
Time To Come
Darkness came at 4. Now it comes at 5:40 and I come, rarely.
Patience
The cat sat on the front porch mat; Mat and cat together did sit, Till blue did join the mat and cat - Now cat and mat plus feathered tit.
Barefoot Sociologist 