There are moments when tension turns to air, Moments where you expand and exhale, Moments of peace you quietly share And then there is living with endless email.
Were I young (and not so old), I'd have kids now, not later. I am young (and please don't scold), I plan to terminate her.
Autumn comes with mists and showers, The evenings they close in; Coldness threatens, darkness lours And I get pissed on gin.
There once was a woman called Midge Who would soberly write about bridge But her passion and joy was to shock her three boys By nakedly cleaning the fridge. Dear Midge has turned 39 And guzzles down bottles of wine Says she to her sons I’ve now got the runs Come clean up this … Continue reading Midge
Pro meaning for a favoured outcome Cras(s) is to revel in Love Island fun TIN* for the taxes I wish I could shun Ate all my time rhyming this pun * Taxpayer Identification Number
If at first you don’t succeed How many times must you try again? It’s blatantly obvious you don’t fit the breed Of reputedly notable dead white old men. Continual rejections and failures reinforce That success is a Grail few can achieve Where the rules and requirements are written in Morse And the idea of … Continue reading Success
Together so long! Was it her vow to follow? Or was it his thong?